Sunday, July 13, 2014

Cute Funnies: Part 5

I love that it is finally time for some funny Fisher quotes. He's become quite the talker.

July 28, 2014Jackson: "Wouldn't it be cool if there was a store called Free-Mart and everything there was free?"

July 19, 2014On the way home from CPR training, I was singing "Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive. Stayin' alive." Jackson said, "Whoever sings that song must have had a stuttering problem."

July 17, 2014
I was reading a book with Fisher and there was a picture of some bees and a honeycomb.
Mom: "What do bees do?"
Fisher: "Um... we like, kill them."
Mom: "Yeah, but what do bees make?"
Fisher: "They make trampolines."
July 15, 2014
Fisher was eating a corn dog for lunch, which he's done many times. Today, he was looking at the top of it and got a very confused look. He started ripping all the breading off the corn dog as quickly as he could. Once he finished, he exclaimed "A hot dog!" Apparently, even though he eats them all the time, he never realized what was INSIDE the corn dog. He was pretty excited.

July 13, 2014
**Disclaimer: this is NOT an announcement. I'm NOT pregnant. Fisher just has a friend that had a new baby sister recently and so we were talking about how some day we will probably have another baby in our family and he was asking questions about that.**
Mom: "Do you think we should have a baby girl or a baby boy?"
Fisher: "A baby girl. Wait! Actually... I think we should have another MOMMY girl in our family."

July 12, 2014
Fisher: "No pajamas! Tonight I am just wearing naked."

July 10, 2014
As I was putting my shoes on, Fisher asked me, "Mommy, what are you doing?"
Mom: "Getting ready to take my 2 favorite little people to lunch."
Fisher (clearly offended): "What!? You're taking Cruise and Laney to lunch?!" (Cruise and Laney are our good friends' kids)
July 9, 2014
Jackson has a friend who is from India that likes to tell him all kinds of story about what its like to live in India. Jackson told me that his friend told him they don't have cars in India and that they have to walk everywhere, and Jackson thought that sounded kind of miserable. He said he would hate walking so much. So later that same day we were driving in the car and he was trying to get my attention to show me something. I said, "I can't look while I'm driving. I have to watch the road. You can show me when we stop." Jackson replied, "Well now I wish we DID live in India so that we were just walking and I could show you right now."

July 10, 2014
Jackson - "When is the next time I'm going to see your dad?" (when he talks to me, he refers to his grandpa as my dad... too funny)
Jamie - "Um... Christmas."
Jackson - "Oh, come on!!! Can't we just have a play date with him or something?!"

March 29, 2013
Jackson speaking to Mom: "Dude!"
Mom: "Hey, did you just call me dude? We don't call mommy dude."
Jackson: "Oh sorry. I meant ma'am."

March 9, 2013
I was wearing a yellow shirt when this conversation happened.
Jackson: "Mom, can we pretend your shirt is blue?" (I was wearing a yellow shirt at the time)
Mom: "Okay..."
Jackson: "I have a funny rhyme for you. Mom, your shirt is blue and I love you. See? It rhymes."
January 7, 2013
Jackson: "Mom, can I play the ass game?"
Mom: "The WHAT game?"
Jackson: "The ass game!"
*I just stared at him looking confused*
Jackson: "You know, the game grandma gave me with the Incredibles?"
Mom: "Oh, you mean the Rush game."
Jackson: "Ooops, yeah. That's what I meant. I kind of forget the word."

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Cruise to Mexico - April 2014

Fisher insists that his sunglasses only fit right if he wears them upside down.

Long drive to Galveston

Waiting in line in the terminal

Enjoying the view from our room

Bye bye, Texas

Fisher did a lot of sleeping

Build-a-bear workshop with our new cruise mascots, which the boys affectionately named Alex and Austin. (Austin never wears pants, to help avoid confusion)

Jackson ate A LOT of pizze

And a lot of hot chocolate

Date night

Seriously, Fisher slept a lot

Jackson fell in love with the game of chess. He plays surprisingly well for a 5-year-old

Sleeping during lunch

Our Mexico purchase - Jackson's very own chess set.

Posing for a silly photo for the family photo scavenger hunt, which we won. (Well, technically we got 2nd place, but the 2nd place prize was the same as the 1st place one)

And of course, sleeping on the way home.

Fall 2013 in Dallas

Here are a bunch of random photos from our first Autumn in Dallas. They are from my old school phone, so quality is mediocre. But the kids in the pictures sure are cute.
Making rainbow crayons out of all the old broken ones


Halloween gingerbread house decorating

Our little village. 10 minutes later, Fisher had slid a chair over to the counter and devoured half the city. Our little Godzilla. How did I not get a picture of that?

These are the cute kiddos we spend every Mon/Wed afternoon with. It's been a lot of fun.

Awesome birthday package from Great Grandma Boyd

Playgroup with our new Texas friends

Celebrating Fisher's 2nd birthday at Chuck E. Cheese

Happy 2nd Birthday, Fishy Dishy!