July 28, 2014Jackson: "Wouldn't it be cool if there was a store called Free-Mart and everything there was free?"
July 19, 2014On the way home from CPR training, I was singing "Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive. Stayin' alive." Jackson said, "Whoever sings that song must have had a stuttering problem."
July 17, 2014
I was reading a book with Fisher and there was a picture of some bees and a honeycomb.
Mom: "What do bees do?"
Fisher: "Um... we like, kill them."
Mom: "Yeah, but what do bees make?"
Fisher: "They make trampolines."
July 15, 2014
Fisher was eating a corn dog for lunch, which he's done many times. Today, he was looking at the top of it and got a very confused look. He started ripping all the breading off the corn dog as quickly as he could. Once he finished, he exclaimed "A hot dog!" Apparently, even though he eats them all the time, he never realized what was INSIDE the corn dog. He was pretty excited.
July 12, 2014
Fisher: "No pajamas! Tonight I am just wearing naked."
July 10, 2014
As I was putting my shoes on, Fisher asked me, "Mommy, what are you doing?"
Mom: "Getting ready to take my 2 favorite little people to lunch."
Fisher (clearly offended): "What!? You're taking Cruise and Laney to lunch?!" (Cruise and Laney are our good friends' kids)
July 9, 2014
Jackson has a friend who is from India that likes to tell him all kinds of story about what its like to live in India. Jackson told me that his friend told him they don't have cars in India and that they have to walk everywhere, and Jackson thought that sounded kind of miserable. He said he would hate walking so much. So later that same day we were driving in the car and he was trying to get my attention to show me something. I said, "I can't look while I'm driving. I have to watch the road. You can show me when we stop." Jackson replied, "Well now I wish we DID live in India so that we were just walking and I could show you right now."
July 10, 2014
Jackson - "When is the next time I'm going to see your dad?" (when he talks to me, he refers to his grandpa as my dad... too funny)
Jamie - "Um... Christmas."
Jackson - "Oh, come on!!! Can't we just have a play date with him or something?!"
March 29, 2013
Jackson speaking to Mom: "Dude!"
Mom: "Hey, did you just call me dude? We don't call mommy dude."
Jackson: "Oh sorry. I meant ma'am."
March 9, 2013
I was wearing a yellow shirt when this conversation happened.