Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Cute Funnies (Part 4)

October 13, 2013After giving Jackson his allowance:
Jackson: "Am I rich?"Mom: "I don't know about that, but you have a lot of money for a little kid."Jackson: "Wait! I could buy a little kid with this?!"

 May 15, 2013Jackson is convinced we should be moving to Alaska instead of Texas. He doesn't like the heat... or the sunshine. He is truly a Seattle child. So tonight we were talking about why we couldn't move to Alaska.
Jackson: "I want to move to the place that snows all the time."
Mom: "No you don't. It's cold and you'd have to wear a really big coat every day. Plus it gets dark really early. It's dark all the time."
Jackson: "Wait, there's no Chuck E. Cheese in Alaska!?"
 April 7, 2013Jackson said this while watching Tyler play a racing video game.
Jackson: "You know what would be great for me right now? If you could go a little bit faster."

March 7, 2013
This morning, Fisher got a hold of a bag of Craisins and was dumping them everywhere and shoveling them into his mouth. I took the bag and told him no more craisins, and of course Fisher started crying. Jackson responded with, "Mom, you crushed his dreams."

 March 6, 2013 
Jackson said this while holding a baseball bat. "Dad, can I pretend like you're a piƱata?"

March 3, 2013 
Jackson: "Did you know that goats' children are called 'children'?"
Mom: "I think you mean 'kid'."
Feb 21, 2013 
This question happened while Jackson and I sat at our kitchen table eating breakfast.
Jackson: "Mom, why do these chairs not stick to the ground like the ones at McDonald's do?"
Feb 4, 2012 
Ranch flavored Pringles have a picture of a green onion on the can to represent the flavor. Today Jackson brought the can to me.
Jackson: "Are these kind of chips healthy for you?"
Mom: "No, they are very bad for you."
Jackson: "Well, I think they are actually healthy because they have celery on the can."
Well played, marketers...

December 2, 2012Jackson: "The bath needs to have enough bubbles that you can't see my wee-wee."
November 28, 2012Mom: "Do you want some milk with your breakfast?"
"Um... let me see. What's the word I'm looking for? Oh... YES!"

November 6, 2012

Jackson: "Can we have McDonald's today?"

Mom: "No, look how long that line is. We have to get to work."

Jackson: "That's okay. Long lines are good. It gives us more time to sit and talk to eachother."

*And so we enjoyed a very pleasant and lengthy discussion while we waited in the long drive-thru line at McDonald's because you can't argue with a 4-year-old's impressive logic.


October 23, 2012

Jackson and I were riding in the car on a cold day and I had the heater blasting, which Jackson doesn't like. He randomly complained to me, "Mom, I'm as warm as an old truck." I have no idea what that means.
September 28, 2012
Jackson: Hey! ‘R’ is in the middle of how you ‘are’. Like a pirate… like ‘argh!’.
September 20, 2012
Jackson: “Do you remember what my favorite drink is? It starts with an ‘orange’.”
Mom: “Is it orange juice?”
Jackson: “That’s right. How did you know?”
September 17, 2012
Jackson: “Do you know what time we finish work? At six eight oh-em.”
Mom: “You mean at 6pm?”
Jackson (looking at me like I’m an idiot): “That’s what I said.” (It kind of reminds me of Chandler trying to learn French)
September 12, 2012
Jackson: "Did you know if you say lots of numbers together it's a gun. Like forty-five oh six. That's a fast one."
Where on earth did that come from?
September 12, 2012
 Jackson: "Wanna see how many kids I want you to have?" Then he holds his hands out as far as he can reach.
Mom: "That looks like a lot. How many is that?"
Jackson: "Twenty-five six"
July 8, 2012 
Jackson was watching Backyardigans and it was singing a song about Snow Patrol coming to the rescue.
Jackson: "Wait... snow patrol rescues people? I thought that was just what super heroes do."
July 3, 2012
***You know the joke about 6 being afraid of 7 because 7, 8, 9? Sometimes Jackson tells it with different numbers, which makes no sense. When I tried to correct him the other day and explain that the joke doesn't make any sense with the #3, this was his reply***
Jackson: "No, mom. I was mixing it up on purpose because I wanted to make you afraid of 3."
How can you argue with that?

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